Having banished fears of Iranian nukes, President Obama turns to Crime


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Fresh from His historic success in banishing fear of Iranian nuclear weapons, President Obama today announced a similar approach to
banishing our concerns about crime
 in the United States.

Fantasy Island Obama

The Obama-Kerry plan to banish the threat of Iran’s development of nuclear weaponry by not mentioning it — thereby shielding her devoutly sensitive leaders from any embarassment that might result from learning that even they suspect it — is working as intended. It harmonises beautifully with His new plan to banish our concerns about crime.

Although multifaceted and multicultural, the plan can be summarized as follows:

Those who commit crimes are sadly undermedicated and otherwise suffer from inadequate medical care. ObamaCare is already eliminating the source of their displeasure, the driving force behind their criminal activities. As the ObamaCare miracle continues, our concerns about crime will vanish as well.

Sadly, a few words about “crime” had to appear in the…

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2 Responses to Having banished fears of Iranian nukes, President Obama turns to Crime

  1. Thank you, Kind Sir, for the “re-blog.”

  2. bunkerville says:

    I feel so much better now. Thanks for the lift!

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